Day 3: Deutschland Uber Alles

The Germans won (yawn). An African side won (Ghana), which was the clarion call for every pundit to wax patronising on their "spirited, uninhibited football", liken them to a safari animal of some sort, and add "the" before their name. Yawn.

In other news, Algerian clown Faouzi Chaouchi confirmed the link between bleach blonde hair and atrocious goalkeeping.

And Weezer have only gone and done a World Cup song for US and A. This four-chord rumbler must've taken Rivers Cuomo about 5 mins to write - just as long, in fact, as we thought England might win the World Cup...

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